Mystique warmup for @Sketch_Dalies
Haven’t been drawing much during or since my vacation, trying to get back into the flow of things with some random warmups.
Ty: Maaaaan... I'm scared I've lost some kinda "edge"
Ty: Like I've lost access to something that makes me a good writer or witty.
Rickard: these things always creep up though
Rickard: then the fear that you've lost your edge
Rickard: then you voice your concern to me
Rickard: I sigh
Rickard: I try to comfort you
Rickard: then it doesn't work
Rickard: LET'S JUST SKIP TO THE END THIS TIME!
Rickard: "There, there, Ty. It'll be alright"
Ty: but... I'm still afraid
Rickard: See how much time I saved us!
Ty: look at this shit [url]
Rickard: ugh, it's terrible!
Ty: 5000 notes though
Ty: I guess we're wrong!
Rickard: aaah, I also wanna kill myself
Rickard: but I don't own a gun!
Ty: not even a pretend one?
Rickard: I never picked one up
Ty: how about a bottle of sleeping pills or something, got those?
Rickard: not pretend ones
Ty: well that stuff WAS pretty terrible
Rickard: extreme measures then!
Ty: nice knowing you
Rickard: haha, how worried are you I'll actually down a bottle of pills right now?
Ty: only slightly.
Smart Equals Dick Squared
Ty: I was taking a brain test on an app last night, just like for fun
Rickard: hurry to tell your presumably lame story about how smart you are so I can say my thing
Ty: Apparently I score high on "brain processing speed" (no other areas though).
Rickard: So what does that say about MY processing speed, jumping to that realization before you could even verbalize it yourself
Rickard: moral of the story; no matter how smart you are, I'm smarterer
Ty: I was answering a phone call in between...
Rickard: moral of the story; I'll always find a way to be smug
Ty: That's the moral of every story with you